Categorizing people by the type of alcohol they drink

Gentlemen drink whisky, brandy or red wine
Larger drinkers tend to be loutish
Men who ask for dry white wine tend to be gay
Women who drink Vodka are a lot of fun especially after six or eight of shots
People who drink cider have a jolly cheerful outlooks on life.
Men or Women who ask in a loud voice for champagne in a bar are not to be trusted.
Young men who ask for Dry Sherry in the pub are deviates of the first degree.